Hey now! You have stumbled onto the current official portal for Jeffrey Scott Holland and more importantly, his best friend Pig. You can also find us on Twitter* or e-mail us: jshbookclub (at) gmail.com.
NEW! The exciting wide-open Para-Telecrylical field of GOBLINOGRAPHY! An advance excerpt from our forthcoming book! Click here! Also: an expanded section on Pig's Mystery Jars!
NEW! The Secret History of Burger Pig! Click here!
Return visits here in days and weeks to come may soon reveal up-to-date information regarding:
COMING SOON! The Telecrylic Technical Manual, part grimoire, part autobiography, part "weird history" compendium, part philosophical manifesto, part whimsical "tell-all" book about PIG and friends, who are working round the clock assisting me!
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS: When does the Pig Acres Farmer's Market return? We don't know yet, sometime in Spring 2027. When is the third annual Pig Acres Car Show? July 4, 2027. Although Pig is pondering having other car-related events soon. Will the PIG REPORT newsletters be archived here? No. That is strictly a paper-only publication, as is the even more exclusive PIG ACRES GAZETTE. How do I get a free subscription to THE PIG REPORT? email us at jshbookclub (at) gmail.com.
* We still call it twitter because that's what it is. If some zillionaire bought Kraft Macaroni & Cheese and changed the name to "SMUB" would you immediately fall in lockstep and start saying "Boy oh boy, I'm craving a big bowl of SMUB"? (Yeahhhh, some of you probably would.)
